builtinbra:

builtinbra:

Inappropriate gif time! lol sorry, everyone :p

Yours truly

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Timestamp: 1406535592

builtinbra:

builtinbra:

Inappropriate gif time! lol sorry, everyone :p

Yours truly

(via wolvesandweirdos)

hotboysofficial:

lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

image

(via orgasm)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via orgasm)

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via orgasm)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

image

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via orgasm)

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

(via orgasm)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via orgasm)

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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fagblogger:

omg

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